{"product_id":"took-me-forty-years-to-look-this-good","title":"\"Took Me Forty Years to Look This Good\"","description":"\u003cp\u003eA bold, lived-in birthday\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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The distressed white block type reads “TOOK ME FORTY YEARS TO LOOK THIS GOOD,” making it a playful, age-celebrating statement piece. Lightweight Airlume combed ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt breathable and comfortable for all-day wear; thoughtful construction—side seams, ribbed collar and shoulder tape—helps it hold shape through regular use. Wear it to low-key birthday gatherings, backyard barbecues, or casual nights out; it slips easily under a jacket or pairs with jeans without trying too hard. The honest, slightly weathered print gives a vintage vibe that feels personal rather than flashy. Made with responsible manufacturing standards and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances attitude, comfort, and responsible production.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams, ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for lasting shape and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Distressed bold front print with crisp DTF\/DTG printing for clear, textured lettering\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label to minimize irritation; REACH certified materials\u003cbr\u003e- Made in ethically audited facilities (Bella+Canvas standards); sourced blanks from Honduras\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":45058241003696,"sku":"17034822989106522261","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":45058241036464,"sku":"25949633093494777355","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":45058241069232,"sku":"37195747512869377639","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":45058241102000,"sku":"20022716388339152904","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":45058241134768,"sku":"10411372588252241813","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":45058241167536,"sku":"82927858272273985335","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":45058241200304,"sku":"32455699114616252110","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":45058241233072,"sku":"33869696832736996651","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":45058241265840,"sku":"28942949936273862520","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":45058241298608,"sku":"11247623050716258537","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":45058241331376,"sku":"35232412179515931993","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":45058241364144,"sku":"31044368537174727319","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":45058241396912,"sku":"95222332187640411347","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":45058241429680,"sku":"12137946692156888060","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":45058241462448,"sku":"33683670596815834237","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":45058241495216,"sku":"76174472892520708437","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":45058241527984,"sku":"29261104606058424366","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":45058241560752,"sku":"27223057408838447652","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":45058241593520,"sku":"26566835919367429491","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":45058241626288,"sku":"27503047334552713666","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":45058241659056,"sku":"28292793674849247134","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":45058241691824,"sku":"13782089175696914717","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":45058241724592,"sku":"34491172320919548311","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/0071\/4928\/files\/14668857046114458198_2048.jpg?v=1776369951","url":"https:\/\/kyukyucollections.com\/products\/took-me-forty-years-to-look-this-good","provider":"KyuKyu Collections","version":"1.0","type":"link"}